who's who

Glitter Princess, aka Her Royal Highness, aka MBWOBM (My Beloved Wife of Blessed Memory), aka $WIFE: My wife, who died in early 2019. She was a fabulous, gorgeous, loud, opinionated, royal pain in my fucking ass, and I adored her beyond the telling of it.

kids = ["kid1", "kid2", "kid3", "kid4", "kid5"]: $WIFE and I had a passel of kids, all of whom are now in various stages of adulthood.

The Cryptid: The mysterious two-legged featherless biped human with whom I now live.

She Who Must Be Obeyed (SWMBO), Feline of Mystery, Criminal Bastard Man, and Himbo: Our blended household of cats. SWMBO and Feline of Mystery belong to The Cryptid, and Criminal Bastard Man and Himbo are a pair of tuxedo cats who belong to me. They are the ridiculous creatures pictured on the front page of the site.