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Vanyel:   the dumb chineese/japaneese/whatever chick that is my cubemate
          complained about an obscene song my radio was playing just now
wob:      hahaha oh im sure
Vanyel:   is still playing actually
marcie:   awesome
wob:      dont use a hair test on them, thats for sure ;)
Vanyel:   oh but waut
Vanyel:   you know the song hot blooded, by forigner?
Xi:       yeah
wob:      HAHAHAH
marcie:   ahahahahaha
wob:      that song is HORRIBLE
marcie:   YEAH
Cyrano:   got a fever of a hundred and three
Vanyel:   she thought the song went "hot butted"
wob:      ahahha
AQUAMAN:  i was expecting "kung fu fighting"
Cyrano:   ahahAHAHAHAHAHAH
marcie:   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Xi:       ehahahahahahahaha
wob:      HOT BUTTED
wob:      CHECK IT AND SEE
Vanyel:   hot butted
Vanyel:   take a shit and see
AQUAMAN cackles
Cyrano:   FLIED LICE WITH THAT?
wob:      HOT BUTTED YOU CAN DO MORE THAN THAT
wob:      IM HOT BUTTTED IM HOT BUTTED
Vanyel:   god, i love this place sometimes
wob:      oh man
wob:      great
wob:      GREAT
wob:      that song is stuck IN MY HEAD NOW
Cyrano:   oh my sides
marcie:   damn you loe
marcie:   leo, too
AQUAMAN:  puts a new perspective on dirty white boy
Cyrano starts singing "Yellow Submarine"
*** Vanyel has left the room
*** Vanyel has entered room 'Main'
Cyrano:   *** Vanyel (HOT BUTTED!):
marcie:   YEAH
Vanyel:   i couldnt resist
Cyrano:   how did I guess?
marcie:   the sharing of minds in here gets scary sometimes
wob:      becase its only been going on for 10 FUCKING YEARS
wob:      you just now caught on
wob:      ;)
Cyrano:   wait
Cyrano:   I know how to really weird out cow-orkers
wob:      heh
Cyrano:   I'll make some custard in the microwave
Cyrano:   out of those cornstarch packing piffles
wob:      ewwwww
marcie:   ahahahahahahah!
Vanyel:   AHAHAHHA
Cyrano:   just pour them in there
Vanyel:   I love you guys
Cyrano:   add a little vanilla
Cyrano:   dab of sugar
marcie:   MMMM
Xi:       don;'t forget the approriate glassware
marcie:   CORNSTARCH CUSTARD
Vanyel:   ASSWARE
marcie:   hahahaah
wob:      HOT BUTTED ASSWARE
Vanyel:   this is vanyel.
Cyrano:   hey
Vanyel:   THIsis VANYEL on noSLEEP
Vanyel:   YEAH
Cyrano:   I could pull vanillin out of cardboard if I boiled it in lye
Cyrano:   "Packing cartons: part of this nutritious breakfast"
Vanyel:   and I could pull a rabbit out of this hat
Xi:       hell, put the lye in there too
wob:      and do you happen to just have lye hanging around the office?
marcie:   i'd say i'm speechless, but that would be too obvious
marcie:   of course he does
Xi:       doesn't everyone?
marcie:   he's jamez :)
AQUAMAN:  you don't?
wob:      for the lusers, thats true
Cyrano:   no
Cyrano:   maybe flux remover would work
wob:      "have some candy, then we'll fix your problem:"
Xi:       hehe
Cyrano:   hey
wob:      IM HOT BUTTED IM HOT BUTTED
Cyrano:   if the bomb ever drops, we'll have a lot of cardboard and packing
          peanuts and a lot of hungry people                               
Cyrano:   this could be useful knowledge
marcie:   i don't want to know in what universe this makes sense
marcie:   ;)
AQUAMAN:  hmm. the breakfast that squeaks
wob:      OURS
Xi:       something tells me the remainder of the human race will degenerate
          to ass-grazing cattle
marcie:   hahahahaha
marcie:   so true
AQUAMAN:  chompchompsqueakchompsqueaksqueak
marcie:   i'm hungry.
wob:      hot butted ass grazing shit monday bitches
marcie:   aw jeah.
Vanyel:   oh man
AQUAMAN:  two-hunnered and fo'tee pounds uhv butted...awww yeah
Vanyel:   apparently the 'neese lady made a formal complaint
Vanyel:   to my boss in email
marcie:   ahahahahaha!
wob:      fuck her
marcie:   awesome!
Xi:       in the ass
Vanyel:   my boss was trying really hard not to laugh
wob:      slap that jap all the way back to orientalland
marcie:   HOT BUTTED
marcie:   CHECK IT AND SEE
wob:      CHECK IT AND SEE
Xi:       fire up some Pizzicato Five for her
marcie:   I GOT A FEVAH OF A HUNDED AND THEE
wob:      CMON BABY YOU CAN DO MORE THAN THAT
wob:      IM HOT BUTTED IM HOT BUTTED
wob:      god
wob:      i need to go home
wob:      NOW
wob:      before this gets worse
marcie:   nonsense
marcie:   IT ONLY GETS BETTER FROM HERE
wob:      thats what im afraid of ;)
AQUAMAN:  kind of ironic that she chooses "foreigner" to complain about
wob:      HAHAHAHAHAHAH
marcie:   hee

				-- hot butted!
				Eagle's Nest BBS, 7 January 2002

 

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