welcome to snerk dot hell net

featuring dancing women, men in tights, non-binary beings of mystery, and 0% bad poetry... on the Web since 1996

This site is mostly a place for me, cruftpunk, to vent. This means I do a lot of bitching and moaning. I’m a systems administrator, I was in the military, and I used to tattoo people, which means I curse like a fucking French sailor on speed. If this chaps your ass, feel free to assume the position and take a flying leap.

I am, in all other respects, usually a very nice person, don’t @ me.

Feel free to peruse the site, obviously. I recommend hyperfixations if you're bored.